JOSEPHINE LEE (n): a city-dwelling, coffee-drinking mammal.

I was going to make a vegetable stir-fry, except the only vegetables we had on hand were bean sprouts and half an onion. So I had to make do, I guess. I threw some tempe in there as well, cos why not.

Friggin gourmet cooking up in here.

I was going to make a vegetable stir-fry, except the only vegetables we had on hand were bean sprouts and half an onion. So I had to make do, I guess. I threw some tempe in there as well, cos why not.

Friggin gourmet cooking up in here.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Miniature Food Review!
Kettle Sweet Potato, Beetroot & White Sweet Potato vegetable chips ($3.95)
'Beetroot' was the first word that caught my eye when I saw this in the supermarket, but there is very little of it in the packet. I've come across three or four beetroot chips so far, and even though they were the reason I bought this in the first place, they're not that great. They're small, much more brittle than their potato counterparts, and the taste payoff isn't that great. The white/sweet potatoes are pretty good, and their texture reminiscent of regular Kettle chips without the excess oil.
3.5/5 stars

Miniature Food Review!

Kettle Sweet Potato, Beetroot & White Sweet Potato vegetable chips ($3.95)

'Beetroot' was the first word that caught my eye when I saw this in the supermarket, but there is very little of it in the packet. I've come across three or four beetroot chips so far, and even though they were the reason I bought this in the first place, they're not that great. They're small, much more brittle than their potato counterparts, and the taste payoff isn't that great. The white/sweet potatoes are pretty good, and their texture reminiscent of regular Kettle chips without the excess oil.

3.5/5 stars

Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
How to make the Perfect Toasted Cheese Sandwich:
put oregano between the cheese slices.
make it a double-decker sandwich.
drink tea with it. Lady Grey is delicious.
eat it late at night.
YOU’RE WELCOME.

How to make the Perfect Toasted Cheese Sandwich:

  1. put oregano between the cheese slices.
  2. make it a double-decker sandwich.
  3. drink tea with it. Lady Grey is delicious.
  4. eat it late at night.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Monday, January 16, 2012
Thursday, December 15, 2011

Woolworths Pumpkin & Parmesan Risotto

  • disgusting
  • the worst $6.89 I’ve ever spent
  • I couldn’t even get through four forkfuls of it
  • never again
  • barf
Thursday, October 27, 2011

my stomach is bottomless.

Kyri and I are planning to eat at the Abercrombie Hotel tomorrow and I got really excited and started thinking about the menu, and then I started reading reviews for it on GrabYourFork, which has a lot of pictures of the food.

and now I am hungry

and sad

and weeping at my computer screen.

why can’t it be tomorrow evening already?

Saturday, October 1, 2011
Exercise 101 with Josephine Lee
Come home from the gym.
Extract ice cream from the freezer.
Grab a spoon.
Eat ice cream straight from the container.
Have no shame.

Exercise 101 with Josephine Lee

  1. Come home from the gym.
  2. Extract ice cream from the freezer.
  3. Grab a spoon.
  4. Eat ice cream straight from the container.

Have no shame.

Sunday, September 18, 2011
I don’t know who bought this packet of Chinese sausages, but I started eating my way through it about a month ago, and no one seems to care that it’s just been me devouring them.

No one else in this house has said anything, or eaten any of the sausages. I don’t understand, but this ends tonight.

And it will be delicious.

I don’t know who bought this packet of Chinese sausages, but I started eating my way through it about a month ago, and no one seems to care that it’s just been me devouring them.

No one else in this house has said anything, or eaten any of the sausages. I don’t understand, but this ends tonight.

And it will be delicious.

Saturday, September 10, 2011
mushroom crepe from spuds & crepes at westfield, sydney.
tasty. could have used a little salt, though.

mushroom crepe from spuds & crepes at westfield, sydney.

tasty. could have used a little salt, though.

I wish I knew how to quit you…

I wish I knew how to quit you…

Kyri gave me a jar of smiles skittles.

Toasted crumpets smothered in peanut butter. FUCK YEAH!

Toasted crumpets smothered in peanut butter. FUCK YEAH!

Friday, September 9, 2011
midnight snack: peanut butter sandwich & Earl grey tea.

midnight snack: peanut butter sandwich & Earl grey tea.