How to make the Perfect Toasted Cheese Sandwich:
put oregano between the cheese slices.
make it a double-decker sandwich.
drink tea with it. Lady Grey is delicious.
eat it late at night.
YOU’RE WELCOME.

How to make the Perfect Toasted Cheese Sandwich:

  1. put oregano between the cheese slices.
  2. make it a double-decker sandwich.
  3. drink tea with it. Lady Grey is delicious.
  4. eat it late at night.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

favourite meals from the past week.

Woolworths Pumpkin & Parmesan Risotto

  • disgusting
  • the worst $6.89 I’ve ever spent
  • I couldn’t even get through four forkfuls of it
  • never again
  • barf

my stomach is bottomless.

Kyri and I are planning to eat at the Abercrombie Hotel tomorrow and I got really excited and started thinking about the menu, and then I started reading reviews for it on GrabYourFork, which has a lot of pictures of the food.

and now I am hungry

and sad

and weeping at my computer screen.

why can’t it be tomorrow evening already?

Exercise 101 with Josephine Lee
Come home from the gym.
Extract ice cream from the freezer.
Grab a spoon.
Eat ice cream straight from the container.
Have no shame.

Exercise 101 with Josephine Lee

  1. Come home from the gym.
  2. Extract ice cream from the freezer.
  3. Grab a spoon.
  4. Eat ice cream straight from the container.

Have no shame.

I don’t know who bought this packet of Chinese sausages, but I started eating my way through it about a month ago, and no one seems to care that it’s just been me devouring them.

No one else in this house has said anything, or eaten any of the sausages. I don’t understand, but this ends tonight.

And it will be delicious.

I don’t know who bought this packet of Chinese sausages, but I started eating my way through it about a month ago, and no one seems to care that it’s just been me devouring them.

No one else in this house has said anything, or eaten any of the sausages. I don’t understand, but this ends tonight.

And it will be delicious.

mushroom crepe from spuds & crepes at westfield, sydney.
tasty. could have used a little salt, though.

mushroom crepe from spuds & crepes at westfield, sydney.

tasty. could have used a little salt, though.

I wish I knew how to quit you…

I wish I knew how to quit you…

Kyri gave me a jar of smiles skittles.

Toasted crumpets smothered in peanut butter. FUCK YEAH!

Toasted crumpets smothered in peanut butter. FUCK YEAH!