slushpilehell:

So you say you want to know the strengths of this book well they are very similar to me actually like me the book is strong ,random, ununiformed, all over the place, exciting, inspiring at times, moody ,can piss you off, can make you fall in love ,make you a best friend, help when you need it the most and help even when you say you don’t need it and just like most people call me in my life a know it all this book is about most off my knowing’s which cannot all fit into one book but the best strengths about this book just like me is its honest , nonjudgmental ,loves everyone and wants to help everyone and everyone they know and just like me it never gives up and only wants to be happy and make people happy or happy again

Kids, now I hope you understand the horror of what life would be like without the period.

This sounds like the bio page on a 13-year-old’s LiveJournal. I am both horrified and intrigued that such a person wrote an entire book.