Josephine is: an internet nerd, a writer of words, and a drinker of fine box wine.

She is also: a constant list-maker, a reader of books, and addicted to lip balm.

conditioned to run.

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I don’t know who bought this packet of Chinese sausages, but I started eating my way through it about a month ago, and no one seems to care that it’s just been me devouring them.

No one else in this house has said anything, or eaten any of the sausages. I don’t understand, but this ends tonight.

And it will be delicious.

I don’t know who bought this packet of Chinese sausages, but I started eating my way through it about a month ago, and no one seems to care that it’s just been me devouring them.

No one else in this house has said anything, or eaten any of the sausages. I don’t understand, but this ends tonight.

And it will be delicious.

  1. voigtlander said: oh my god those are so bad for you!!!!! Please go buy some salami or twiggy sticks or anything because even those are 20x better for your heart >_> how are you not dead yet?!?
  2. feishien posted this