JOSEPHINE LEE (n): a city-dwelling, coffee-drinking mammal.
"The problem with dating people," she says, "is that you have to go a few months before you can even say to them, ‘Look, if we’re going to do this, I need you to watch at least seasons two through five of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.’ And then that’s a lot of TV, you know? I can do a condensed version, but it’s still a lot of episodes to plow through. And then you push through all that, and everything’s good, but a little while later, what happens is: you break up. So you wind up standing at a party like this, looking across the room at three different perfectly attractive and charming men, none of whom have seen so much as a single episode of Buffy, and you’re like … I just don’t have it in me to go through this again.
"That isn’t a metaphor," she says, "for, like, developing intimacy with each other. This is literally a Buffy-specific problem for me."
i am a mess.
|Ann:||I was so into you, okay, and you basically turned me into a female version of yourself. And then you got bored dating me cos you were dating yourself!|
|Ann:||I mean, I was jogging. I hate jogging.|
|Chris:||Jogging is amazing!|
|Ann:||Jogging is the worst, Chris! I mean, I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?|